http://aliensyouwillmeet.libsyn.com Another great podcast hosted by LibSyn.com en Jared Axelrod freeplanetx@gmail.com Liberated Syndication - libsyn.com podcasts@libsyn.com (Liberated Syndication) Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:44:00 GMT 180 A podcast about your galactic neighbors, and how to deal with them As you quest through the galaxy on your diplomatic mission, your Precognitive Meeting Planner will guide you through the customs and cultures with the aliens you will meet sci-fi science fiction aliens Jared Axelrod freeplanetx@gmail.com Jared Axelrod http://libsyn.com/podcasts/aliensyouwillmeet/images/Alienslogo.jpg http://aliensyouwillmeet.libsyn.com Clean http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=360053# podcasts Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:44:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=360053# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=357862# podcasts Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:07:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=357862# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=355273# podcasts Thu, 3 Jul 2008 14:05:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=355273# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=351293# podcasts Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:03:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=351293# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=349075# podcasts Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:58:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=349075# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=346978# podcasts Fri, 6 Jun 2008 03:15:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=346978# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=344481# podcasts Fri, 30 May 2008 01:42:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=344481# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=342308#
So do not take it personally when you are introduced to Krinclops ruler as "Smoothy McLeft-hand, Who Got His Head Mixed Up With His Feet."]]> podcasts Fri, 23 May 2008 03:41:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=342308# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=339791# podcasts Fri, 16 May 2008 00:05:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=339791# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=337362# podcasts Fri, 9 May 2008 00:33:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=337362# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=332439#
Normally, you would be given instructions on how to avoid this altercation, but seeing as how, years from now, you and Jucynog will be the best of friends because of this fight, try to consider the big picture as she snaps your forarm like a twig.

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Resist the tempation, however, to tell them that their âconsistant tasteâ? is one of cardboard drenched in sewage.

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In either case, you should consider excusing yourself from the after-diner high jump competition.

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They will, however, be quite solicitous, as anyone would be with a figment of their imagination.

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If it is any consolation, he will apologize afterwards.]]> podcasts Fri, 7 Mar 2008 14:59:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=314893# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=312174#
Bring a book.

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However, expend caution, as it is known to be contagious.]]> podcasts Thu, 2 Aug 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=243438# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=243436# podcasts Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=243436# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=243435#
Nor the grand Vizer, really. ]]> podcasts Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=243435# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=234360#
You just don't have the grip to handel a Fluffian Cutesy-wootzer.]]> podcasts Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=234360# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=233389# podcasts Thu, 5 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=233389# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=229614# podcasts Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=229614# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=227169# After the first ten, it is understood.
Enter the ALIENS YOU WILL MEET Puppet Contest, and have your puppet be a part of the AYWM live show at Dragon*Con! http://www.flickr.com/groups/aywmpuppets/]]> podcasts Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=227169# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=227168#
Enter the ALIENS YOU WILL MEET Puppet Contest, and have your puppet be a part of the AYWM live show at Dragon*Con! http://www.flickr.com/groups/aywmpuppets/]]> podcasts Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=227168# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=222844# podcasts Thu, 7 Jun 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=222844# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=200543# podcasts Fri, 6 Apr 2007 00:57:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=200543# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=197578# podcasts Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=197578# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=195383#
However, should you find such attention desirable, by all means let nature take its course. ]]> podcasts Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:14:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=195383# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=192578#
I say this only to give you a sense of perspective. ]]> podcasts Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:06:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=192578# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=188748# podcasts Thu, 8 Mar 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=188748# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=187903#
However, you will want to resist the temptation to dress them up in little robes. The robes are sacred, and reproductions are thought of as profane, insensitive, and more than a little silly.]]> podcasts Thu, 1 Mar 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=187903# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=185110#
There are things in there.

Horrible things. ]]> podcasts Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=185110# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=182253# podcasts Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=182253# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=179242#
Not to worry, as Pheleen will provide not only a stomach pump, but will also lance the peculiar boils that form later in the evening, even after you refer to her living sofa as a "harlot," and "not to be trusted."

I suggest sending her a thank-you card before we leave orbit.]]> podcasts Thu, 8 Feb 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=179242# Jared Axelrod No http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=176332#
Do not let that last concern put you off breakfast; competing in the ceremonial feats of strength will be hard enough without doing it on an empty stomach.]]> podcasts Thu, 1 Feb 2007 12:17:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=176332# Jared Axelrod Clean http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=175604# Aliens You Will Meet podcast.

Play early, play often.]]> podcasts Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:33:00 GMT http://aliensyouwillmeet.com/index.php?post_id=175604# Clean